Kinja Don't Care? I Can Prove It Do; Change Maybe?

Kinja'd!!! "Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
02/27/2014 at 18:53 • Filed to: None

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I get it. The new Kinja is... difficult and it makes linking to a comment almost impossible, and there are image and hyperlink issues but it's not the biggest change we've endured and the truth is that we'll eventually get used to it.

And I think it's maybe time to pay credit where it's due because Kinja really do care about you.

Yesterday I was the victim of an impersonator and I flipped out, probably because I've never been the focus of an internet bully outside of the typical post-versus-post bull. I was all, "What the shit man?!" And I worried that it'd go beyond Kinja, ruin my life and see me end up in some shitty Gulag sharing a cell with a large Ruskie called Ivan The Dong (don't ask!). And this is how I know Kinja cares. Why? Because thanks to our moderator team, who in turn immediately escalated the issue to the Kinja team, the impersonator was shut down and my confidence restored.

This wasn't a, "We'll get back to you when we feel like it..." kind of thing. This was a full on dick-punch dished out by Kinja, full on in the penis of the punk. Bam.

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja may be difficult and new, but it cares.

Take it from me, the guy who loves you all, Kinja cares and it's time to change that slogan.

Or maybe it's not because this update burns my balls, man! Hah!


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Lets Just Drive
02/27/2014 at 18:58

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Ivan the Dong?


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
02/27/2014 at 19:00

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I couldn't find his picture, but here's his brother still living large.

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Lets Just Drive
02/27/2014 at 19:01

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Well but, just because there are surely really great people that work for the US Congress (maybe Congressmen, maybe IT, maybe Janitor) doesn't mean Congress doesn't...generally speaking...blow the big one.

That having been said. The basics of the kinjaverse work, its the details that make us hate it. Kinja is basically all

Brown

Manual

Diesel

Wagon....

...with no seats, and the ignition switch shocks you, and the radio only plays french punk.


Kinja'd!!! Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Lets Just Drive
02/27/2014 at 19:02

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ok


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > HammerheadFistpunch
02/27/2014 at 19:09

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Dude, speak for yourself when it comes to the French punk scene...


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > HammerheadFistpunch
02/27/2014 at 19:13

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I like some French Punk. (Les Rats are aaalllright)

but then I have horrible taste in music.